I know that Frank loves dogs & is currently upset with his “Best Friend”. So, I thought I’d cheer him up with a compilation of dog videos from America’s funniest videos, part 370.
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I’ll stop right here.
Lust- the desire for sex
Gluttony- the need for more sex
Wrath- what you feel when you don’t get sex/not with the person you want
Envy- what you feel towards people having sex when you are not/when someone else has the person you want
Sloth- the result of a long night of rockin sex
Pride- what you feel when you are awesome at sex
Avarice- the desire to have as much sex or as many sexual partners as possible