Marriage Counseling 101

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I’ll stop right here.

The Seven Deadly Lusts

Lust- the desire for sex

Gluttony- the need for more sex

Wrath- what you feel when you don’t get sex/not with the person you want

Envy- what you feel towards people having sex when you are not/when someone else has the person you want

Sloth- the result of a long night of rockin sex

Pride- what you feel when you are awesome at sex

Avarice- the desire to have as much sex or as many sexual partners as possible