We Still Need Men

This is a demonstration of the Sex Machine. She a sexy girl name Andra from the Czech Republic. The Sybian is a really solid piece of machinery designed to stimulate the woman’s clitoris. It also has other attachments that can manipulate the G-Spot in woman.

I’m not able to explain it better than Wikipedia and according to Wikipedia, “A Sybian is a masturbation device designed for use by women, developed by dance instructor Dave Lampert in the 1980s. It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.Various attachments can be added to the rod, which vibrates, rotates and may also stimulate the clitoris externally. The intensity of the movements produced can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian’s base.”  For full reference material, Click Here:

Don’t worry men!  They have a device for you as well. It’s called the “Venus 2000”. Fortunately, people still need people. And, we still NEED men. We need them for all the things that robots will never replace. We need them to empathize with us and touch us – things a computer can’t replace.  I mean we all know what HAL did to Dave & the rest of the crew in that movie “2001: A Space Odyssey”.  Can we really trust computers and robots?


Spicy Videos

This video montage is from WatchMojo.com as they count down their picks for the top 10 sexiest music videos.  “Justify My Love” by Madonna got Number One.  I didn’t really think these videos merited the Top Ten. I could name about twenty-five hotter videos.  What do you guys think?



Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays from Victors & Spoils on Vimeo.

Red HOT sexy mama morphs into Santa Claus in a bikini. Just for fun! Enjoy.

It’s interesting to watch how they completely transform this “less attractive” woman into an absolute goddess. The altercations made to her body are almost painful to watch as a woman in today’s society.

Unless you are completely clueless, most people understand that even the TOP Models in the fashion industry are air-brushed to be absolutely perfect. They usually make them about two inches thinner on each side (even though they are super skinny!). Any other minor imperfections, such as a bump somewhere are also air-brushed out.

It makes me question the ethics of the industry and certain brands. If we are constantly feeding this ideal, but fake, image to the public eye, we are continuing the cycle of unreal expectations for women’s body and image.

Luckily, the agency Victors & Spoils turns the whole idea into a comedy, editing the photo into a fat Santa in a bikini. They demonstrate how certain agencies go to a discomforting length for that perfect advertisement.

They used the PUPPET WARP tool. It’s very clever.I hope they remember to turn the old geezer back into the hot blonde by January 1st.

Where Have You Been by Rihanna

Thought you guys would like this Veerry sexy  video by Rihanna. She’s singing,  “Where Have You Been” – from The Island Def Jam Music Group. The choreography in this music video is amazing! You have to give the industry credit for churning out one of the best music videos of all time.

I wonder if Rihanna and Chris Brown really  are into S & M??   Rihanna is not a stupid person.  Her & Chris Brown have got it going on.

Not the first interview to comment on Rihanna and S & M – but, this from the Miss Red Blog:

“”Rihanna has said that she really does love S&M and admits that she is a masochist. The ‘What’s My Name‘ singer told Rolling Stones magazine that she always wants to feel ‘owned’:

“I love feeling like I’m somebody’s girl. I love to be tied up and spanked. Using whips and chains is too planned… you have to stop and look for the whip. I prefer them to use their hands.”

Ok I think every man in the world just got hard there! The singer added that she calls herself a masochist and that she is not proud of that fact. She goes on to admit that she believes her desire to be hurt stems from abuse from her father as a child. She told the magazine that he used to hurt her:

“I was always terrified on Friday because he could come home drunk. That was payday, and half of it went on alcohol.””

And – so it goes.  I would argue that domestic violence and S&M as sexual kink are two very different things. A person can be turned on by pain in a consensual situation with a trusted person. Having someone beat you out of rage is clearly not the same thing.  I can only hope that she’s really into S & M & is simply not confused by the fact that her father beat her as a child.

Even though there’s controversy afoot -Rihanna’s pussydancing in Where Have You Been is truly amazing.





1) Woman confronts husband with woman he’s been dating via Adulterers. (“I knew that wernt no lamp. I dont wanna – but, I gots to.”)
2) Husband of mistress arrives with Philanders.
3) Second wife/girlfriend of husband #1 arrives.
4) Unfaithfullers reveals host of Philanders holding hands with the husband of mistress #1 via double agent Nicky.
5) Wrongdoers host JD reveals host of Unfaithfullers is still under contract with Fuckarounders.
6) Hans Christiansen of To Apprehend a Deviant reveals that producer of Fuckarounders is friends with JD who is actually a female.

What I don’t understand is why is the producer of Fuckarounders friends with the host of Wrongdoers? And why would Hans Christenson send an undercover female to pose as a metrosexual generic looking cheating show host?

Joey Greco is still under contract with Cheaters. He should have been outed by Wrongdoers for fucking around with Clusterfucks.

Clusterfucks kills them all. Ha-Ha!!  Really thought this was funny.

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